Welcome, one and all, to the great opinion reveal!

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 01/12/2017 at 21:00 • Filed to: None

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“First, I’d like to say a few words-”

“JUST GET ON WITH IT!”

“Fine, fine.”

*dons flame suit*

*treads to bomb shelter door*

*enters bomb shelter*

*closes bomb shelter door*

“Alright, time to drop this sucker!”

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The Mazda RX-Vision is not an attractive car. At all.

Looks like someone left a giant red fudgsicle out in the sun a little too long.

It has a big gaping mouth that looks like it’s always in a state of maximum derp.

The beltline is comically tall and the greenhouse is way too short. Next to those tall doors, it just does not have good proportions. The wheels are way too big as well.

If it were a person, it would be this guy:

I have no clue what Mazda were thinking when they designed this, but they should look at Aston Martin to see what good GT car design is.

E90M3 > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 17:02

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GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE IT’S NOT TIME YET!

YES IT IS, I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

TheHondaBro > E90M3 01/12/2017 at 21:01

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TIME TRAVELER BAMBOOZLED

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:01

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The Mazda RX-Vision

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:02

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Besides that, no trunk.

interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:02

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I actually agree with this 100%.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:04

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TheHondaBro > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/12/2017 at 21:04

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On the day it was revealed, Oppo and Jalopnik were very very divided. It was insane.

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:04

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The front reminds me of the Mazda DPi running in IMSA

TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/12/2017 at 21:04

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*points at lump of melted ice cream*

interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:06

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I remember that. I remember thinking “are all these people blind?” when I saw all the praises it got.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:07

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It’s also a concept and never going to make it into production rotary or not. You have nothing to worry about

TheHondaBro > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/12/2017 at 21:07

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Also rotary engines are bad and they belong in the trash, to be replaced with LSx’s.

TheHondaBro > EL_ULY 01/12/2017 at 21:08

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Kind of.

TheHondaBro > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/12/2017 at 21:08

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Literally Satan.

Jayvincent > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:08

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It’s a child’s rendering of a Maserati with poor perspective, hence the long nose and short greenhouse. Embarrassing, but that’s what happens when your styling dept is near-sighted and only has MS Paint to render with...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:08

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I had legit not heard of that car before now.

Jayvincent > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:08

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Worth the price of admission!

Phatboyphil > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:09

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Now you’ve crossed the line! LSs are garbage. Their good for pushrod engines because Chevy’s been developing it for 1,000 years.

TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/12/2017 at 21:10

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Lucky you. You missed an intense battle.

Nerd-Vol > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:10

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I was on the fence till I saw someone standing next to it for scale. Once I saw how low and small it was, I was won over.

TheHondaBro > Jayvincent 01/12/2017 at 21:10

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Please leave us a review on Yelp!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:10

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I agree also the front overhang isn’t right and almost fwd like. As for the sarcastic portion of the comment; “plz delete or ban”

TheHondaBro > Phatboyphil 01/12/2017 at 21:12

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Better than that lump of garbage you got spinning its seals away.

TheHondaBro > Nerd-Vol 01/12/2017 at 21:13

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It is a tiny car, but the styling makes it look huge, and not in a good way. (see: pictures of Sim)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:13

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Amoore100 > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:13

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It’s not perfect, but I’ve seen worse.

TheHondaBro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2017 at 21:14

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Did I disappoint?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:14

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I’m sure your point would be much more effective if Kinja’s image servers hadn’t crashed

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/12/2017 at 21:15

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:16

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If you put a Mazda emblem on a Yugo I would buy it.

TheHondaBro > Amoore100 01/12/2017 at 21:17

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Hey now don’t be bringing up that- I mean, WHAT’S THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM INSIDE MY IMPENETRABLE BOMB SHELTER!

TheHondaBro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2017 at 21:18

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Of course you would. The Yugo is literally the best car to come out of any part of the world, but that’s beside the point.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/12/2017 at 21:20

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Yes. Cat Facts, memes and such.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:21

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Ok, strike that. I just found the FP article on it and I vaguely recall it. At the time, I saw the headline, glanced at the picture, though, “Oh look, we’re getting hyped over a new rotary Mazda sports car that won’t happen for, like, the millionth time in 15 years,” and kept scrolling.

I do disagree with you though.

S65 > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:22

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That sim is too hawt

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:23

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You pick the alley!!!!!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:23

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Take not hot enough to warrant flamethrower.

*Pokes TheHondaBro with lit match*

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:25

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Or parodies

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:25

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Chevy had the Corvette inspired by the Mako Shark, Mazda’s going with the Whale Shark:

TheHondaBro > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 01/12/2017 at 21:25

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That one.

TheHondaBro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/12/2017 at 21:26

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*eats lit match*

MrDakka > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:27

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Okay now don’t move for a minute

Take that you philistine

InFierority Complex > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:29

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okay.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:33

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‘K

Racin'Jason001 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2017 at 21:33

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What about a Geo?

Under_Score > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:34

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Well, I mean, Kinja isn’t loading pictures, so I can’t see anything.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Racin'Jason001 01/12/2017 at 21:35

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Oh hell yes, a 1989 Geo Storm Please.

RallyWrench > EL_ULY 01/12/2017 at 21:36

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That was my first thought too.

RallyWrench > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:40

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That’s it? There’s not another part? I waited all that time, hedging bets, arranging preemptive trades...

LongbowMkII > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/12/2017 at 21:42

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Mid front mounted rotary leaves room for a frunk. Boom.

Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:45

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Meh. It’ll never get made anyways.

LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:51

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Your opinion is bad.

Honda hasn’t made a good looking car since the 4th gen prelude. #boom

interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:56

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I wouldn’t go THAT far, but I want to import a JDM FD and LS swap it solely for maximum sacrilege.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:57

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That the rotary is junk, I agree with you on that. Mazda does however make some lovely high output piston engines. Case in point the 2.0/2.3L MZR.

TheHondaBro > LongbowMkII 01/12/2017 at 22:00

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NSX?

TheHondaBro > RallyWrench 01/12/2017 at 22:02

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Did I break the Opponet?

TheHondaBro > Under_Score 01/12/2017 at 22:03

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Lucky you.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 22:07

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Attention Whoring 101: By HondaBro

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2017 at 22:10

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Gotta announce my opinions beforehand so as not to offend too many people with my sudden correctness.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 22:14

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Gotta say, I disagree. The headlights are horrible but the rest of it is quite nice. You know what else has a short greenhouse, taaaaalllll doors, and big wheels?

The only thing the mazda is lacking is the hips (mm, dem hips)

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2017 at 22:21

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Can’t see anything, so I’m just going to assume you posted a picture of an FD RX7.

wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 22:30

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the nose is super sexy, not sure about the back, roof is a little low and round. More interested in a new speed 3.

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2017 at 22:36

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Okay now I see it. I’m not a huge fan of the F-Type either. It looks alright, I guess, but I’m more a fan of the XK which it replaced.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2017 at 23:06

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I actually usually like Mazda’s current design language, but the proportions on this just made me cringe.

interstate366, now In The Industry > LongbowMkII 01/12/2017 at 23:08

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I’d be offended, but (surprise surprise) I have a 4th gen that I never ever talk about.

interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 23:10

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The NSX came a year before the 4th gen.

wiffleballtony > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 23:54

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Ehhhhh. It’s just a concept.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 01:13

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I’m more of the fan of the XK that replaced

RallyWrench > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 02:07

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Was it ever not broken?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 02:57

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Rip soft serve

pip bip - choose Corrour > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 07:59

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looks like an Aston Martin.

MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 08:27

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I agree with you. Garbage design.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 09:26

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I agree, but I think most modern Mazdas are overstyled messes.

spanfucker retire bitch > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 09:41

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Future ND Owner > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 10:06

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I concur; it’s not attractive. I usually like mazda designs as well.

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 15:03

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It looks like a bad 3D rendering made by some random Uruguayan on Deviantart. Or a really lazily designed fantasy Hot Wheels car.